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romulancigarettes: starfleetgrad: cannedebonbon: suddenlyfalling: Behind the Scenes: Star Trek 2, feat. Benedict Cumberbatch and Zachary Quinto’s fight scenes. That’s not bullying, that’s sexual harassment. Crying. Crying. Crying. Admittedly, I wasn’t paying that much attention until the last orchestrated fight sequence…which was amazeballs.

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because.  Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN.  You can buy condoms by the dozens.  Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure."  Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours.  Here, try these.  They have ribs on them.  And this one glows in the dark!!  LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!  
Government: But seriously, you're a man.  You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

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The one in the leather boots was Tricia Helfer. A wonderful tumblr peep corruptedcarboncopy, has sent me the link: http://www.beyondhollywood.com/leelee-sobieski-and-tricia-helfer-in-walk-all-over-me-images/ Very interesting. I also understand from the rumor mill that Leelee does this sort of thing in real life for a variety of clients.

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Milestones

I’m about to hit a milestone on all three blogs. I would like to thank everyone with some special gesture but at a complete loss as to what that could be. Requests? Suggestions? Captain’s Blog (8 away from 2000) The Captain’s Quarters (16 away from 1500) Rear Admiral (9 away from 300)

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